The United Johns of Cena

The United Johns of Cena (otherwise known as The Best Country Ever) is a puppet nation ran by the UK and the USSR as a testing ground for the fans of John Cena. The president is of course, John Cena, and the military is composed only of John Cena. The John Cena theme song is played 24/7 across the nation. The power of John Cena is believed to keep everyone alive, and if they are taken from the island nation they are believed to die immediately.

John Cena is love, John Cena is life